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Right. When I say 'drain', apparently I mean 'plughole'. Forgive me, I'm Canadian. For 7 years I've been saying 'drain', meaning 'plughole' and no one has corrected me until I have created a public blog announcing my ignorance to the world. For clarification, I mean 'the place where the lovely bubbles drain away when you take the plug out of the hole in the bottom of the bathtub'. Expat pitfalls indeed. They never end.

You know, this thing